All the golden land's ahead of you.
yo dogg, I actually work at the Fox News Center; there are hell babies everywhere, always crawling around, and they have eyes on their palms and soles of their feet, but none in their head (no eye holes either, just smooth skin) and also they have reverse toilets that bring poop and pee and such INTO the building, rather than out of it. None of the anchors there cast any shadows, and can only communicate in a weird shrieking language. Nice snack bar, tho.
Anonymous

yoisthisracist:

You know, got to weigh the positives against the negatives.

I'll start believing in good cops when they start turning in bad cops.
Anonymous

yoisthisracist:

Don’t hold your breath.

I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore.
Kurt Vonnegut (via hplyrikz)
Bb made this a few days ago

Bb made this a few days ago

caramelfringe:

tumblr has educated me on so many things and i can’t go on for a whole 5 minutes in real life without wanting to start a fight with someone

woodmeat:

god: yo fam i fuck wit u the long way its gonna be 80º again tomorrow

me: good lookin lil nigga

surviveawholelife:

#i want a dress made of this